Everything about him screamed your future.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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