..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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