from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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