U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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