i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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