it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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