I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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