why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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