Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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