Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
