In the future we'll all be gay
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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