She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
