I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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