Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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