i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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