there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
im on a boat
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