Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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