ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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