Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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