Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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