I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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