I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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