i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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