I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
