you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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