I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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