Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
