How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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