what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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