I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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