Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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