So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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