He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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