yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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