omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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