singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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