how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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