I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Couch. On fire.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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