Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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