playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
