his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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