I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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