I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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