Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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