So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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