just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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