Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My vagina just clenched in fear
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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