I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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