im about as happy as oj after his trial
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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