So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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