I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She's JV to your varsity
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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