ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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