So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I understand Curling. That high.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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