Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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